Don’t Be A Fool, Pick Up That Stool
It may be April Fools Day but this is no joke! People not picking up their dog litter is becoming a major issue in Swinford and in every other town. To combat this a local group have decided to install hidden cameras in various hot spots around the town and its walkways. The group will not issue fines but it will publish a list of offenders in the local paper once a year. The chairperson of the group said “Swinford has...
New Innovative Business Launched In Swinford
Swinford.ie is delighted to announce the launch of a brand new business in Swinford: “Cash for Curls” – You shave it, We savour it! This is a new business concept that literally pays you cash for the hair on your head when it is cut which they then use for filling for duvets, pillows and interior insulation. John O’Heir, a Swinford native and founder of Cash For Curls said “The launch of this business was brought forward due to...
Central Bank Launch €250 Note To Mark Swinford 250
We are delighted to exclusively announce that the Central Bank of Ireland is launching a new €250 note to mark “Swinford 250”. It is well known that the European Central Bank (ECB) is printing a new €250 note at the end of 2019 and they issued a directive to all EU Central Banks to decide on a theme and design for their country’s new note which will be legal tender across all EU member states. The Irish...
Two Swinford Men To Appear On Dragons’ Den Tonight
Today, Easter Sunday, sees the return to our screens of the popular show, Dragons Den and two Swinford men, Finian McLoughlin and Jonathon Dooley, will pitch their new business to the Dragons. For anyone that is not familiar with the show: Entrepreneurs pitch their business or business ideas to a panel of 5 investors (The Dragons) who then decide to invest (or not invest) their own money in the Entrepreneur’s business. The...
Help Needed To Identify Thief
Today, we received an email to Swinfordnotes@swinford.ie from Detective G. Locks of the local Crime Scene Investigation Unit, asking us to include the following information in our Swinford Notes which is published every Wednesday. Due to the urgency of the issue we decided to publish it today. Over the past few months, there have been a number of robberies across the country and the Gardaí have had a major break in the case and they...